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Stuff I’ve seen

Written by betakappa on 2/28/2007 08:02:00 PM

Since I stopped spending all my time bumming around and recently achieved "enlightenment", I have been fighting much evil in this world. When I'm not fighting crime, I surf the net. With my superhuman senses I have discovered much. They are as follows:-

This is some neat stuff:

1. Ever wonder how pornstars look like with their clothes on? Well, wonder no more! Check this out (L WARNING NSFW) http://home.versatel.nl/beatportal/casualporn/
   

Notice that they look happier with their clothes off. ;p

1. Durian Wars!! Rotfl
   

   http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/070228-durian-video.html
   

   
    

   Actually it is a lot, but just haven't got the time to type it all out..
   

   Internet calls
   

   Ciao!
   

Of Rempit Death Squads and the Moral Police

Written by betakappa on 2/24/2007 02:18:00 PM

Haha.. they're at it again. ;p First the mat rempit police squads (when they're probably the ones behind the snatch thefts), now this? is it me or is our country being run by idiots?

I don't know which is more worrying- The idiotic moral policing? or the fact that The Star described the plan as "ingenious". Still recovering from my pilgrimage to South India. (which explains my absence from the blogging world, Dan.) Had a hectic and adventurous weekend with my Uncles (Sree and Indran) and this Spanish restauranteur, called Paco. (Incidentially, Uncle Indran and Paco are down from the UK for a few weeks)

Which means, I'll probably only be able to blog about Rempit Death Squads and the Moral Police (RDS MP) properly in a day or two. Sorry to keep you waiting, that handful of people who frequent my blog. (maybe the word frequent is pushing it) Its 6.37am and I think I should sleep now. Good Night! I mean.. read on..


In the Star:
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/2/20/nation/16918568&sec=nation
Nation Tuesday February 20, 2007

State turns to ‘Mat Skoding’

KUALA TERENGGANU: To avert soaring cases of close proximity and vice here, the Terengganu Government has initiated an ingenious plan where “Mat Skoding” or spies will be recruited to tip-off the state religious department of immoral activities.

“Mat Skoding” will be part of the voluntary squad, under the guidance of state religious advisors, acting as vigilantes here.

State Islam Hadhari and Welfare Committee chairman Datuk Rosol Wahid said: “Some of these ‘spies’ could be waitresses or even janitors at hotels acting as auxiliary undercover agents for our religious department.”

The “Mat Skoding” would be rewarded for their tip-offs, he told The Star here yesterday.

Rosol said the trained “spies” would be on the lookout for unmarried couples behaving suspiciously or for vice activities throughout the state.

“Accurate details are required for the enforcement officers to act, otherwise they would be pouncing on married couples,” he said.

Rosol said the “spies” would keep surveillance at parks and secluded areas to nab dating couples intending to engage in sex.

In addition, Rosol said the state government had approved the recruitment of 20 more anti-vice enforcement officers under the State Religious Department this year.

On rampant rape cases reported here, Rosol said most of cases reported were actually those involving consensual sex.

“Sometimes one party decides to 'fix' the partner over a misunderstanding or for reneging on a promise,” he said.

Rosol said parents were also to be blamed, especially for the upsurge in statutory rape cases.

“These parents will allow their daughters to roam freely and later when she is pregnant, they rush to the police station to lodge a report,” he said.

"What is it that orbits around the Earth?" - answer this, Dan

Written by betakappa on 2/10/2007 02:02:00 PM

What is it that orbits around the Earth?
a)the Moon b)the Sun
c)Mars d)Venus

The audience either has a sense of humour or is American.

Malaysia, the place to be :)

Written by betakappa on 2/10/2007 01:02:00 PM

I don't know what's the problem with everyone. Complaining all the time. What's wrong with Malaysia? If you don't like it then you can GIIIT OUT !

The government is just and fair in all its decisions. What would make you think otherwise?

We care for the impoverished, the poor, the needy and the handicapped.

Take a look at these policies, made to help the 'handicapped' segment of Malaysia's population:

Examples of such policies include:

Companies listed on the Kuala Lumpur Stock Exchange (Bursa Saham Kuala Lumpur) must find Bumiputras to take up a minimum 30% of equity to satisfy listing requirements. MSC status companies listed on MESDAQ (Malaysia's latest stock exchange, modelled on the NASDAQ and other 'tech' stock exchanges) are not subject to this requirement.

A certain percentage of new housing in any development has to be sold to Bumiputra owners. Housing developers are required to provide a minimum 7% discount to Bumiputra buyers of these lots. There is no bumiputra discount on established housing.

A basket of government guaranteed and run mutual funds are available for purchase by Bumiputra buyers only.

Many government tendered projects require that companies submitting tenders be bumiputra owned. This requirement has led to non-Bumiputras teaming up with Bumiputra companies to obtain projects in a practice known as "Ali Baba" where Ali (the Bumiputra) exists solely to satisfy this requirement and Baba (the non Bumiputra) gives Ali a certain sum in exchange.

Projects were earmarked for Malay contractors to gain expertise in various fields. Often these projects would be sold as the bidders were not interested in the work, only in the gains that could be made from winning such a tender.

Approved Permits (APs) for automobiles preferentially allow Bumiputra to import vehicles. Automotive companies wishing to bring in cars need to have an AP to do so. APs were originally created to allow Bumiputra participation in the automotive industry since they were issued to companies with at least 70% Bumiputra ownership. In 2004, the Edge (a business newspaper) estimated that APs were worth approximately RM 35,000 a piece. They also estimated that Nasimuddin Amin, chairman of the Naza group received 6,387 for 2003, making him the largest recipient of APs. 12,234 APs were issued in 2003. In addition to APs, foreign car marquees are required to pay between 140% to 300% as an import duty.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumiputra

With these policies in place, why wouldn't people want to live in Malaysia? You'd be a fool to leave.

Lets say, for example, you were born with a genetic disorder- the permanent, incurable disability of having Malay genes, Not to worry! Our loving government has set out a plan to protect you. :)

But wait.. is this right? Are the Bumiputras really handicapped? Handicapped in such a severe way that they STILL need assistance after more than 35 years? (starting 1971)

Would you be offended if some one said you were handicapped or disabled? Cos thats exactly what the government is implying with these policies.

I know that the Malay population of Malaysia is more than capable of fending itself. No, they are NOT handicapped. I am confident that the Malay race is as competent as the rest of us. Don't force the Malays to rely on these crutches, for as long as these crutches are there, the Malay community will never learn to walk on its own, let alone run like the rest of us.

no offence meant to anyone. :) please comment. I'd like to hear your opinion on this.
just wondering if anyone has given thought to the Indians in the estates, unaided for the past 35 years.

I’m on a roll. FIRST BLOOD!! DOUBLE KILL !! TRIPLE POST!!!! MEGA POST!! Dota style.

Written by betakappa on 2/10/2007 12:57:00 PM

fucking noob leavers spoil the game for everyone. bastards

If my holidays were a newspaper, these would be the headlines:-

Written by betakappa on 2/10/2007 12:53:00 PM

Heroic sponsorship of family Bali trip leaves student penniless

Rock sliding incident at waterfall leaves young man dazed and thoroughly exhilarated

Rock climber becomes first person by name of Karthiben to scale the Genting Highlands rock wall

Brute force overcomes feminine grace in archery finals :P

Near Death Kinabalu experience of close friend results in renewed appreciation of life

Holidays have been officially PIMPED!!! I’m going to India this FRIDAY!! WOOHOO!! For 5 days!!

What are the headlines for your holidays?


haha.. a generic Astorial Petr. one probably sounds like this:

Economical sanctions and drought result in starvation

Residents resort to eating tissue papers to survive financial sanctions

no offence.. gonna face the same soon..lol

and yes.. I really am going to India for fun :) wheeeeeeeeee

21years old.. finally

Written by betakappa on 2/10/2007 12:48:00 PM

After an awesome belated 21^st with most of my good friends (unfortunately unattended by many dear friends due to the last minuteness , long distance friendships as well as overlooked names, thanks to the INVITER) courtesy of my uncle, director of most companies in Malaysia, also my private sponsor.

The following is a list of people who should’ve been there but weren’t

Aimir (Aida and Amir)

504 crew

403 crew

203/802 homies

Ifran and Saf

Eriz

Haz and Raf

Ruth Goh Wan Ping

Nad

Shaq

Shakirah and Hafiz

Rama & Chris

Sam

Azreen!!! (and hubby)

Annand and Ashish

Amrit

so many more.. remind me!

What is it with HOT chicks and lame guys?

Written by betakappa on 2/10/2007 12:33:00 PM

Thank god for that.

There’s hope for me ;)

only kidding.. ouch!

Samy Vellu Gay Love (SVGL)

Written by betakappa on 2/02/2007 04:53:00 AM

WORKS Minister Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu has expressed his gay love for Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi in a poem, which he penned in Tamil.

The poem was in conjunction with Abdullah's third year in office as prime minister. Pak Lah became PM on Oct 31, 2003.

Following is the translated version of the poem, as carried by Bernama:

The following is the translated version of the poem:

Dear Pak Lah,
A man with serene and radiant personality,
A heart filled with courage and dignity,
He speaks compassionately,
Preserving the nation’s sanctity is his priority.
He is Prime Minister Abdullah,
Known by the name Pak Lah,
A historic election victory became his feat,
And news of his triumph became a hit.
Strong, caring, free, life, there’s no doubt,
That’s what he is all about,
A man with practical judgment and stimulating moves,
Loved and respected by Malaysians in droves.
A man who sees no discrimination,
But fights for all with determination,
Being the fifth Prime Minister,
He is the icon of unity.
Advancement and development are his foundations,
A progressive nation is his destination,
A distinction as a multiracial leader,
Ensures everyone moves up the ladder.
Enforcer of rules and regulations,
He formed the Police Commission,
A man who upholds equality and integrity,
A leader who seeks the truth and conformity.
He will represent you, not resent you,
He will honour you, not dishonour you,
He will stand by you, and walk by you,
He cares for you, and shares with you.
He is unique and cherished,
For the rakyat is his lifeline,
In reaching unity, objectivity and humanity,
Makes him profound and respected,
In the eyes of the nation.
It is with great inspiration,
That I compose this dedication,
And call on a certain incarnation,
Which should prove to be a sensation. in my ass

DATUK SERI S. SAMY VELLU,

Works Minister, Malaysia and MIC president.

The entire poem can be summarized in the following two lines:
*Please do my ass, pretty please!
I need some man love quick!

In Conclusion:
What a moron!! To think we have this spineless asshole representing us Indians in government?
Is there any way to sack this guy for being gay? We kicked Anwar out for the same reason, right?