Petronas? 2 letters
Written by betakappa on 6/22/2008 01:50:00 AMLetter 1
Dear all,
After reading all the chain mails and blogs, I feel called to reply, because of the relentless attacks and allegations -- most of which are inaccurate or baseless -- against PETRONAS.
PETRONAS' STAFF SALARY & BONUS
1) The salaries paid to PETRONAS' employees are not as high as people think. At best, they are just industry average. And these are not attractive enough for some who left PETRONAS to find work at other companies (mainly from the Middle East) which are willing to pay more. Why do they pay more? The oil and gas industry worldwide has been facing acute shortage of qualified or experienced personnel, so most companies are willing to pay lots of money to entice and pinch staff from their competitors.
Bonus? There has NEVER been a bonus amounting to 6 months or 12 months throughout the 33 years. On average, it is 2 months. But don't ever think we don't deserve it. We more than deserve it. A lot of us work really hard, some in the most extreme of conditions. Those who have been to and worked in northern Sudan, for example, would testify that it's like working in a huge blower oven. Southern Sudan, on the other hand, is almost all swamps and mud. Imagine having to go through that kind of heat, or waddling in muddy swamps, day in and day out.
QUALITY OF CRUDE & REFINED PRODUCTS
2) Malaysia produces about 600,000 barrels of crude oil per day (and about 100,000 barrels condensate). Of this crude volume, 339,000 barrels are refined locally for local consumption. The rest is exported (and yes, because it has lower sulphur content it fetches higher prices).
Malaysia also imports about 230,000 barrels of crude oil per day, mainly from the Middle East, to be refined here. This crude oil contains higher sulphur and is less expensive (so the country gains more by exporting our crudes). In Malaysia, this crude is processed by PETRONAS at its second refinery in Melaka, and also by Shell at its Port Dickson refinery.
Different refineries are built and configurated to refine different types of crude. And each crude type yields different percentage of products (diesel, gasoline, kerosene, cooking gas etc) per barrel.
But most importantly, products that come out at the end of the refining process have the same good quality regardless of the crude types. That's why PETRONAS, Shell and Exxon Mobil share the same pipeline to transport the finished products from their refineries to a distribution centre in the Klang Valley. The three companies collect the products at this centre accordingly to be distributed to their respective distribution networks. What makes PETRONAS' petrol different from Shell's, for example, is the additive that each company adds.
PETRONAS' ROLE, FUNCTION & CONTRIBUTION
3) A lot of people also do not understand the role and function of PETRONAS, which is essentially a company, a business entity, which operates on a commercial manner, to mainly generate income and value for its shareholder. In this case, PETRONAS' shareholder is the Government.
In 1974, when PETRONAS was set up, the Government gave PETRONAS RM10 million (peanuts, right?) as seed capital. From 1974 to 2007, PETRONAS made RM570 billion in accumulated profits, and returned to the Government a total of RM335.7 billion. That is about 65% of the profits. That means for every RM1 that PETRONAS makes, 65 sen goes back to the Government.
Last year, PETRONAS made a pre-tax profit of RM86.8 billion. The amount given back to the Government (in royalty, dividends, corporate income tax, petroleum products income tax and export duty) was RM52.3 billion. The rest of the profit was used to pay off minority interests and taxes in foreign countries (about RM7.8 billion - PETRONAS now operates in more than 30 countries), and the remaining RM26.7 billion was reinvested. The amount reinvested seems a lot, but the oil and gas industry is technology- and capital-intensive. Costs have gone up exponentially in the last couple of years. Previously, to drill a well, it cost about US$3 million; now it costs US$7 million. The use of rigs was US$200,000 a day a couple of years ago; now it costs US$600,000 a day.
A lot of people also do not realise that the amount returned by PETRONAS to the Government makes up 35% of the Government's total annual income, to be used by the Government for expenditures, development, operations, and yes, for the various subsidies. That means for every RM1 the Government makes, 35 sen is contributed by PETRONAS.
So, instead of asking what happens to PETRIONAS' money or profits, people should be questioning how the money paid by PETRONAS to the Government is allocated.
CRUDE EXPORTS & FUEL PRICES
4) A lot of people also ask, why Malaysia exports its crude oil. Shouldn't we just stop exporting and sell at cheaper prices to local refiners? If Malaysia is an oil exporting country, why can't we sell petrol or diesel at cheaper prices like other oil producing countries in the Middle East?
I guess I don't have to answer the first couple of questions. It's simple economics, and crude oil is a global commodity.
Why can't we sell petrol and diesel at lower prices like in the Middle East? Well, comparing Saudi Arabia and other big producers to Malaysia is like comparing kurma to durian, because these Middle Eastern countries have much, much, much bigger oil and gas reserves.
Malaysia has only 5.4 billion barrels of oil reserves, and about 89 trillion cubic feet of gas. Compare that to Saudi Arabia's 260 billion barrels of oil and 240 trillion cubic feet of gas.
Malaysia only produces 600,000 barrels per day of oil. Saudi Arabia produces 9 million barrels per day. At this rate, Saudi Arabia's crude oil sales revenue could amount to US$1.2 billion per day! At this rate, it can practically afford almost everything -- free education, healthcare, etc, and subsidies -- for its people.
But if we look at these countries closely, they have in the past few years started to come up with policies and strategies designed to prolong their reserves and diversify their income bases. In this sense, Malaysia (and PETRONAS) has had a good head start, as we have been doing this a long time.
Fuel prices in Malaysia is controlled by the Government based on a formula under the Automatic Pricing Mechanism introduced more than a couple of decades ago. It is under this mechanism that the complex calculation of prices is made, based on the actual cost of petrol or diesel, the operating costs, margin for dealers, margin for retail oil companies (including PETRONAS Dagangan Bhd) and the balancing number of duty or subsidy. No retail oil companies or dealers actually make money from the hike of the fuel prices. Oil companies pay for the products at market prices, but have to sell low, so the Government reimburses the difference -- thus subsidy.
Subsidy as a concept is OK as long as it benefits the really deserving segment of the population. But there has to be a limit to how much and how long the Government should bear and sustain subsidy. An environment where prices are kept artificially low indefinitely will not do anyone any good. That's why countries like Indonesia are more pro-active in removing subsidies. Even Vietnam (which is a socialist country, by the way) is selling fuel at market prices.
PETRONAS & TRANSPARENCY
5) I feel I also need to say something on the allegation that PETRONAS is not transparent in terms of its accounts, business transactions etc.
PETRONAS is first and foremost a company, operating under the rules and regulations of the authorities including the Registrar of Companies, and the Securities Commission and Bursa Malaysia for its listed four subsidiaries (PETRONAS Dagangan Bhd, PETRONAS Gas Bhd, MISC Bhd and KLCC Property Holdings Bhd.
PETRONAS the holding company produces annual reports which are made to whomever wants them, and are distributed to many parties and places; including to the library at the Parliament House for perusal and reading pleasure of all Yang Berhormat MPs (if they care to read). PETRONAS also makes the annual report available on its website, for those who bother to look. The accounts are duly audited.
The website also contains a lot of useful information, if people really care to find out. Although PETRONAS is not listed on Bursa Malaysia, for all intents and purposes, it could be considered a listed entity as its bonds and financial papers are traded overseas. This requires scrutiny from investors, and from rating agencies such as Standard & Poor and Moody's.
BOYCOTT PETRONAS?
6) The last time I checked, this is still a democratic country, where people are free to spend their money wherever they like.
For those who like to see more of the money that they spend go back to the local economy and benefiting their fellow Malaysians, perhaps they should consider sticking to local products or companies.
For those who like to see that the money they spend go back to foreign shareholders of the foreign companies overseas, they should continue buying foreign products.
FINAL WORD (FOR TODAY)
I'm sorry this is rather long, but I just have to convey it. I hope this would help some of you out there understand something. The oil and gas industry, apart from being very capital intensive, is also very complex and volatile. I'm learning new things almost every single day.
Appreciate if you could help to forward this response to as many contacts as possible to counter the subversive proposal out there.
Thank you.
Wilson Lee Gain Loon (CAU_MEDIARELATIONS/PETH)
Letter 2
Do what you like.
The price of gasoline at the petrol station is set by the Government, not PETRONAS. PETRONAS has done its patriotic duty by paying the dividends, royalties, corporate tax, petroleum tax etc to the Government for YOUR benefit (rakyat lah).
And bear in mind that 30% of its revenue comes from overseas operations, thus bringing in foreign exchange to the country.
OK. Assuming that you buy this idea proposed by whomever it was.
So PETRONAS will have reduced revenues. Bear in mind that the costs of operations are also increasing. So the profits are reduced. Then PETRONAS and other oil companies pay less tax.
Then the Government will have less revenue. (Note: at least 40% of Government revenue for 2007 came from the oil industry). With less revenue, there will be less Government projects (you can then forget about bridges and highways, and rail tracks, and smart schools and not-so-smart universities, and hospitals, etc). So contractors and consultants, and con-sultans and con-cronies will cry and scream. Makan batu lah..
The Government has already announced freezing of recruitment. So, many new graduates will be unemployed. Makan batu lagi. Maggi mee pun tak mampu dah. Later, all sorts of allowances for civil servants will have to be withdrawn. Treasury tak cukup duit.
On top of that the oil industry may have to scale back many of its new investments, totaling about 45 billion ringgit over the next few years. Contractors, service providers, steel fabricators, maritime service providers etc will join the ratapan tangisan – no jobs.
Don’t forget that PETRONAS is sponsoring thousands of students in universities and even high schools – at any one time there are more than 4,500 university students being sponsored by PETRONAS in Malaysian universities and overseas. Also more than 2,000 high school children receive minor scholarships – children of poor families.
Kalau PERTRONAS tak ada duit, kesian lah mereka di atas tu. Shall I ask them to see the proposer of this idea (to boycott PETRONAS) and seek help from them instead?
So, it is to YOUR benefit that you make sure PETRONAS keeps making enough money to support YOUR Government so that your children can continue to go to school without paying for fees and books, and to go to universities at peanuts rates.
CONCLUSION: Help yourself and your family and your country by making sure that PETRONAS keeps making profits. Go to the nearest PETRONAS station and fill up now!! Don’t forget that if you go to non-Petronas station, the profits that these companies get will go their shareholders OVERSEAS.
So, be patriotic. Do your duty. Go to PETRONAS!!
(I hope you guys will help to send this response to as many contacts as possible to counter this subversive proposal).
Rosti B Saruwono - Datuk Dr (VP_Edu/PETH)
with the internet you can:
Written by betakappa on 1/31/2008 09:05:00 PMSpeak to Jesus :- http://fra_nsn.vhost.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=a44d930b5e36e0e9
Who can stop it!?! Who can control this monstrous creature!?! YOU CAN KIDS!!!
Written by betakappa on 1/31/2008 09:00:00 PMWhy you should never question a drunk
Written by betakappa on 1/11/2008 12:04:00 PM
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?”
The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”
Never too late for a Christmas Greeting
Written by betakappa on 1/11/2008 11:50:00 AM
Dear Sailors,
Merry Christmas. I know you are lonely, because my dad is in the navy. I wish my dad was home. I miss him. Also when dad is gone mom prays more. All I hear from her room is Oh God, Oh God, yes yes. I never learned that prayer yet. I hope you have a great holiday.
Your friend,
Shawn
http://www.conservapedia.com/Dinosaur
Written by betakappa on 1/11/2008 11:38:00 AMhttp://www.conservapedia.com/Dinosaur
Young Earth Creationists believe, from the biblical account, that dinosaurs were created on day 6 of the creation week[5] approximately 6,000 years ago, along with other land animals, and therefore co-existed with humans. As such, they reject the Theory of Evolution and the beliefs of evolutionary scientists about the age of the earth.
They believe that dinosaurs lived in harmony with other animals, (probably including in the Garden of Eden) eating only plants[6]; that pairs of each dinosaur kind were taken onto Noah's Ark during the Great Flood and were preserved from drowning[7]; that many of the fossilized dinosaur bones originated during the mass killing of the Flood[8]; and that possibly some descendants of those dinosaurs taken aboard the Ark are still around today.[9]
They use archaeological, fossil, and documentary evidence to argue that dinosaurs co-existed with mankind until at least relatively recent times.
Because the term only came into use in the 19th century, the Bible does not use the word "dinosaur." However, they are alleged to be mentioned in numerous places throughout the biblical account. For example, the behemoth in Job and the leviathan in Isaiah are sometimes said to be references to dinosaurs,[10] [11], although others have claimed that Behemoth and Leviathan are references to a hippopotamus or elephant and a crocodile respectively. Young-Earth creationists point out that the descriptions don't fit these creatures, including that hippopotamuses and elephants don't have a "tail like a cedar".
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Written by betakappa on 11/11/2007 06:41:00 PMhahaha.. something funny and original coming up. I can feel it. stay tuned.
Government uses police to intimidate public,
Written by betakappa on 11/11/2007 12:11:00 AMGovernment uses police to intimidate public, arrest peaceful demonstrators and silent groundswell of dissent ahead of upcoming polls
SUARAM strongly condemns the arrests of at least 28 persons, including women, and the use teargas and water cannons by the police during a rally in Kuala Lumpur today (10 November 2007).
The rally calling for free and fair elections in Malaysia was organised by BERSIH, a coalition of over 70 civil society groups and political parties, including SUARAM.
The actions of the police in trying to stop the rally before it even started and in arbitrarily arresting the peaceful participants during the rally is a gross violation of Article 10 of the Federal Constitution, which is the highest law in the country, and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR).
It must be stressed that even before the rally started, the police had already set up roadblocks to check all buses and cars coming in from outside Kuala Lumpur. Several roads leading to the originally-planned venue, Dataran Merdeka, were sealed at key entry points, while train service to a station near the venue was disrupted. Members of the public were also subjected to checks at several locations and many were refused entry into the vicinity of the venue.
SUARAM deplores the police’s unnecessary actions to intimidate the public from participating in the rally despite the assurances made by the organisers to the police of the measures that will be taken to ensure order and peace during the rally.
In view of the intimidation and warnings by the police to arrest any member of the public who attended the rally, it is clear that the police did not even attempt to perform their duties to ensure public order during the rally. Rather, judging by the stern warnings given and roadblocks set up, we view that the police had aimed to stop the rally by whatever means – including the use of force.
This was proven when the police started spraying over a dozen rounds chemical-laced water and teargas at Masjid Jamek, one of the meeting points for the rally, even before the scheduled rally had started.
Further, as in other previous peaceful demonstrations, there were eyewitness reports of plainclothes police personnel trying to harass and instigate violence in the crowd of peaceful demonstrators.
We view the police’s attempts to stop the rally, the use of water cannons and teargas, and the subsequent arrests of at least 28 peaceful demonstrators as the government’s deliberate attempt to stifle the groundswell of dissent in view of the upcoming general elections which is widely believed to be held in the nearest time.
This was confirmed when the Prime Minister himself warned of harsh actions and bluntly said during the President’s speech in the ruling United Malays National Organisation (UMNO) party general assembly on 9 November 2007, that he “do[es] not like to be challenged”, in response to the proposed rally.
The arrests, intimidation and attempts to stop the rally expose the pretense of Malaysia in the international community as a country that upholds democracy and human rights. We call on the international community to condemn Malaysia for paying no regards to the fundamental right to freedom of assembly even though it is a member with the United Nations Human Rights Council.
SUARAM demands that all those arrested by the police be released unconditionally and immediately. We further demand that the police be held accountable for the arbitrary and unnecessary arrests, and the use of teargas and water cannons on peaceful demonstrators.
Released by,
John Liu
Coordinator
SUARAM
Humour break
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 10:23:00 PM>Both have restriction time on closing and opening timings.
>Both are flashy.
>When open, both drive men mad.
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>Why women wear undergarments with flowers printed on them?
>To pay tribute to men who got buried under them.
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>Why was the sardar arrested in the political rally?
>Because he saw a lady journalist going with a badge on her chest which said'PRESS' and he did.
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>There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
>The Female pencil got pregnant!!
>Which Male pencil is responsible?
>THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER
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>Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
>Normal:cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
>Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
>Gay: any-cock-will dooo!!!
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>Yesterday's news - A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
>Today's News: - Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.
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>Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
>She replied: I RAISED 500 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
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>Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him, "Sir your garage door is open."
>Boss : Did you see my FERRARI?
>Secretary : I saw a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels.
Linkfest 4! This is madness!
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 01:45:00 PMLinkfest 3! Will it ever end?
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 01:18:00 PMLinkfest 2!
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 01:12:00 PM- (NSFW): Vietnam is having a Paris Hilton moment. An online sex video featuring 19 year old popular celebrity Hoang Thuy Linh has rocked the nation.
- My New Favourite Animated Gif (plenty of others here)
Linkfest!
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 12:59:00 PMHack your life, organise your workday and maximise your playtime
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 03:03:00 AMLifehacker is a technology blog with a slightly different way of looking at the world. We see technology as a shortcut to life. When we look at products, software or gadgets, we stop and ask – how does this make my work or play faster, more efficient, and more fun?
If you’re tech savvy and looking for a better, faster way to do things, or you’re just starting to explore what you can do with technology, stop by Lifehacker to check out the latest tips, tricks and shortcuts. Part technology guide, part productivity tool, Lifehacker aims to help you organise your workday and maximise your playtime.
Lifehacker.comAmazing Photoshop for N00bz (thats you)
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 02:56:00 AMhttp://photojojo.com/content/tutorials/best-movie-effect-photo-tutorials-photoshop/
Ever thought that you didnt have the technical skill to simulate movie after effects in Photoshop?
You will find those fears unfounded. Inspiration after the jump.
Free Music Downloads
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 02:55:00 AMhttp://arms-music.blogspot.com/
Music.. downloads? by album?
Brilliant. though possibly illegal.
;)
index cards!
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 02:22:00 AMhttp://indexed.blogspot.com/
This site is a little project that lets me make fun of some things and sense of others. I use it to think a little more relationally without resorting to doing actual math.
Or so she says.
Its an insight into the intricacies of every day life. bla bla bla. chekkit out.
Picturesque
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 02:06:00 AMThese have been passed around the web extensively in the past week or so, but if you haven't seen these photos of a 1968 French nuclear test, now's the time. Best viewed as large as you can zoom them.
The Mafia's ten commandments
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 01:43:00 AM1. No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
2. Never look at the wives of friends.
3. Never be seen with cops.
4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.
5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife's about to give birth.
6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.
7. Wives must be treated with respect.
8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.
Timeline of Human History..
Written by betakappa on 11/10/2007 01:40:00 AMA timeline of human history by Milo Manara. NSFW. Interesting.
Food for thought
Written by betakappa on 11/09/2007 05:38:00 PMmajority wins in this case...294 thumbs up for the definition compared to 4 down =D
A young male who will give up countless hours of his time listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends because they need someone to talk to about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because no one else will listen or genuinely care. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because his “ordinary” physical appearance will forever be compared to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is the female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features.
The nice guy will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided. This coupled with years of watching girls go for tanned, muscular jerk-offs with nice cars while he desperately hopes someone will realize that how viable he actually is will spawn and incubate the nice guy’s insecurities and he will eventually abandon his views, dumb-down his speech, take-up weight-lifting and switch majors from cancer research with a minor in theoretical physics to playground management so he can devote his time to emulating Baywatch characters and football players so that he will one day be viewed as more than a “nice guy.”
The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy, the girl will downplay the supposed friendship to the point where they never speak again, which in turn will make the nice guy depressed (ironically, he won’t have anyone to talk to) because he’s devoted so much time and energy and has become so warped from being exposed to these kinds of people that he will either live the rest of his life alone in a tiny apartment, jerking off to old Saved by the Bell episodes or get drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendy’s and spend the rest of his life being treated like shit.
The whole ‘nice guy’ phenomenon really supports the idea that people primarily care about physical appearances and that shrewdness, selfishness and narcissism will always triumph over compassion, rapport and “inner beauty.”
"Jeez Patrick, I hope I can find a nice guy like you someday."
"Well, if you need me I'll be at home, crying myself to sleep while masturbating to the sound of my 70-year-old neighbors having sex...I might also play some ps2."
posted by Dr@v3n at 4:17 AM on Jul 30, 2006
Wah! We are now a space power
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meaningless drivel thanks to influence of my friends blog , damn u KAG
Written by betakappa on 11/07/2007 07:48:00 PMLife, dear life, oh so short.
Time is passing way too quickly, and dangerously so. Soon enough, if I'm not too careful, I'll wake up and suddenly realize I've let my life pass me by. A year has passed since I last let for Malaysia for the holidays. What have I achieved since then? What have I done? Am I doing my parents justice? for all that they have given to me?
To reflect on my past and to concern myself with these thoughts are probably a waste of time. Or so you think. ;)
Times like these make me feel thankful for all that I have. For friends who care. And those who I care about. People I identify with. People who went through what I did.
Here's to you, my friends:
Amir, thanks for coming to my room and trackin me down.. you'll always be my bro at Asto, just like Aida, is my sis. (though this may make you an incestuous pair) Though we don't meet as often as we should, do know that I got your back. Housemates wat ;)
Aida, thanks for always being there.. hehe as the protective OLDER sister to us all. I wish I could drop by more often.. but meeting you and Amir that night more than made up for the other times I couldnt be there. perhaps when it isnt so awkward next year, I will drop by and say HI more often!
Anannd, get your fat ass up and back to work! Sleep when you're dead. Thanks for the good times and the late night adventures on the streets of Melbourne
Ashish, thanks for taking care of us and making sure none of us die on those escapades of ours!
Dave, thanks for the CRAZY wise ass comments that have made those nights at your place truly memorable.
Alex, (fat) thanks for the slab! woohoo!
Alex, (Russian), thanks for your company and your deadpan humor. Haven't seen you in ages.
Treshan, thanks for your LOVE. :) Gonna miss you thru the hols. Take care of:-
Purnima, stay pretty. Squeeze T'shans cheeks for me.
Tracy, thanks for always keepin the place clean. hehe.
Ashley, thanks for being the butt of my jokes. Speaking of butts, ever noticed what cigarette butts look like..?
Kurt, Chien and Gary, though I just got to know you well, these long nights of Winning 11 and random talks and games have been awesome. In fact, now I probably know you guys better than people I have known for years.
Rafiq! Without you, I would be lost and so fucked up I'd b dead or something. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!! Its a pity we don't meet that often. haha but there were times when we really spent too much time together. remember chem eng management? :P madness
Hazwan, love your sharp wit and encyclopedic knowledge of current affairs. thanks for help throughout the Masca ncg madness.
Tasha, nice to know you're there if i need to talk. You certainly are a good friend. Thanks for trying to help out thru my emo phase when raf and haz were in NZ.
Members of the infamous fantastic 4, you know who you are. you are deeply missed. Can't wait to see ya when I get back. C, R and Z
Sam, where you at macha!
Pudtz and Neil, where are you ppl?
Daniel, oh daniel. You are an inspiration to us all. Lets join the military when we grad. :P
Seremban bros and hos. Y'all gonna get bitch slapped when i get back. All of ya!
funny things I've read today:
Written by betakappa on 11/03/2007 05:30:00 PM"The Chinese businessman is a slave to PROFIT. If there is no profit, he simply will not do business with you. But show him the profit, and he'll jump on it faster than Datuk K on Siti Norhaliza."
Malaysia's Muslim men are suffering sleepless nights over sexy women
Written by betakappa on 11/03/2007 04:14:00 PMMy Watch
Written by betakappa on 10/21/2007 11:30:00 PM
Omega Dynamic
Ref: 5250 7007
Background
Omega has used the name Dynamic on numerous watch designs in the past. Many versions have been made, dating from the late 60s through the 70s. Back then they had an oval design in keeping with the times and were almost always on Omega’s best sellers’ list. The name was briefly resurrected in the 80s on a version of the Seamaster. It had an asymmetrical dial design, an offset oval dial creating a thicker (and raised) bezel at the top. This was not a best seller.
Omega finally used the name again between 1997 and 2000 on the watch that is the subject of this review (and it’s stable-mate (Ref: 5240 5000) a chronograph without date).
The use of the name Dynamic by Omega is one of the reasons I believe this military version of the Dynamic was only produced for the last few years of the 90s. Poor sales in the USA (Omega’s primary market) lead to the end of production in 2000. Earlier Dynamics all had a kind of high tech (for the period) and certainly contemporary feel, while this incarnation was inspired by the 1950’s RAF pilot’s watches produced by Omega for the MOD.
At the time the watch was seen to be a very bold and daring move by Omega. In fact they were quite heavily criticised. The benefit for watch enthusiasts is that these astounding watches are are comparatively rare. Omega was a little too ahead of the game in terms of design and, IMO, completely misread the market when they named it Dynamic. 
Dial
Similar to the date version, except that there are no luminous dots and batons on the outer ring. The outer ring on the Chronograph version is still for seconds with each 5 seconds division in yellow. The seconds are divided into 5 as the chronograph measures upto a fifth of a second. All chronograph functions are in the same yellow, including the seconds hand. Continuous seconds are at 3. Chronograph minutes at 9. The central seconds hand is for the chronograph function.
The numerals and hands are luminous luminova. 

Movement
The movement is Omega caliber 1138. I find this an interesting movement because it is based on the same ETA 2892-A2 movement as the Omega Caliber 1108 in the date only version. For this application Omega have added a Dubois-Depraz chronograph module resulting in a 43 jewel movement. The picture clearly shows the crown along with the offset chronograph pushers.
The movement is protected by an anti magnetic dust cover, and the Chronograph is water resistant to 50 meters.
Case and Finishing
The same quality of brushed finish is evident in both watches. The Chronograph is larger with a 38mm diameter, 44mm lug to lug and 20mm lug with. Clearly it's a little deeper too at 12mm including the stunning raised sapphire crystal.
Courtesy of Gary of TZ-uk.com
Personal Reviews
Written by betakappa on 10/21/2007 11:15:00 PMPeople, like books and movies are undeniably complex. In my controversial series of blog posts starting soon, I will attempt to review each and every person I know in an attempt to summarize their personalities into a mere paragraph. As far as I know, no one has attempted something as audacious as this. People unlike books, are constantly changing and in line with this, each persons personal review will be constantly updated. What do you think?
Yes, this is one of those things that will get you both hated by many and loved by few. What I would like to know is how people will react to this. So do drop me a comment.
Why is it these epiphanies hit me just before exams?
probably pure and simple procrastination
Harry Potter and the Childish Adult
Written by betakappa on 10/21/2007 06:28:00 PMRead on, my friends and enjoy.
By A.S. BYATT
What is the secret of the explosive and worldwide success of the Harry Potter books? Why do they satisfy children and -- a much harder question -- why do so many adults read them? I think part of the answer to the first question is that they are written from inside a child's-eye view, with a sure instinct for childish psychology. But then how do we answer the second question? Surely one precludes the other.
The easy question first. Freud described what he called the ''family romance,'' in which a young child, dissatisfied with its ordinary home and parents, invents a fairy tale in which it is secretly of noble origin, and may even be marked out as a hero who is destined to save the world. In J. K. Rowling's books, Harry is the orphaned child of wizards who were murdered trying to save his life. He lives, for unconvincingly explained reasons, with his aunt and uncle, the truly dreadful Dursleys, who represent, I believe, his real ''real'' family, and are depicted with a relentless, gleeful, overdone venom. The Dursleys are his true enemy. When he arrives at wizarding school, he moves into a world where everyone, good and evil, recognizes his importance, and tries either to protect or destroy him.
The family romance is a latency-period fantasy, belonging to the drowsy years between 7 and adolescence. In ''Order of the Phoenix,'' Harry, now 15, is meant to be adolescent. He spends a lot of the book becoming excessively angry with his protectors and tormentors alike. He discovers that his late (and ''real'') father was not a perfect magical role model, but someone who went in for fits of nasty playground bullying. He also discovers that his mind is linked to the evil Lord Voldemort, thereby making him responsible in some measure for acts of violence his nemesis commits.
In psychoanalytic terms, having projected his childish rage onto the caricature Dursleys, and retained his innocent goodness, Harry now experiences that rage as capable of spilling outward, imperiling his friends. But does this mean Harry is growing up? Not really. The perspective is still child's-eye. There are no insights that reflect someone on the verge of adulthood. Harry's first date with a female wizard is unbelievably limp, filled with an 8-year-old's conversational maneuvers.
Auden and Tolkien wrote about the skills of inventing ''secondary worlds.'' Ms. Rowling's world is a secondary secondary world, made up of intelligently patchworked derivative motifs from all sorts of children's literature -- from the jolly hockey-sticks school story to Roald Dahl, from ''Star Wars'' to Diana Wynne Jones and Susan Cooper. Toni Morrison pointed out that clichés endure because they represent truths. Derivative narrative clichés work with children because they are comfortingly recognizable and immediately available to the child's own power of fantasizing.
The important thing about this particular secondary world is that it is symbiotic with the real modern world. Magic, in myth and fairy tales, is about contacts with the inhuman -- trees and creatures, unseen forces. Most fairy story writers hate and fear machines. Ms. Rowling's wizards shun them and use magic instead, but their world is a caricature of the real world and has trains, hospitals, newspapers and competitive sport. Much of the real evil in the later books is caused by newspaper gossip columnists who make Harry into a dubious celebrity, which is the modern word for the chosen hero. Most of the rest of the evil (apart from Voldemort) is caused by bureaucratic interference in educational affairs.
Ms. Rowling's magic world has no place for the numinous. It is written for people whose imaginative lives are confined to TV cartoons, and the exaggerated (more exciting, not threatening) mirror-worlds of soaps, reality TV and celebrity gossip. Its values, and everything in it, are, as Gatsby said of his own world when the light had gone out of his dream, ''only personal.'' Nobody is trying to save or destroy anything beyond Harry Potter and his friends and family.
So, yes, the attraction for children can be explained by the powerful working of the fantasy of escape and empowerment, combined with the fact that the stories are comfortable, funny, just frightening enough.
They comfort against childhood fears as Georgette Heyer once comforted us against the truths of the relations between men and women, her detective stories domesticating and blanket-wrapping death. These are good books of their kind. But why would grown-up men and women become obsessed by jokey latency fantasies?
Comfort, I think, is part of the reason. Childhood reading remains potent for most of us. In a recent BBC survey of the top 100 ''best reads,'' more than a quarter were children's books. We like to regress. I know that part of the reason I read Tolkien when I'm ill is that there is an almost total absence of sexuality in his world, which is restful.
But in the case of the great children's writers of the recent past, there was a compensating seriousness. There was -- and is -- a real sense of mystery, powerful forces, dangerous creatures in dark forests. Susan Cooper's teenage wizard discovers his magic powers and discovers simultaneously that he is in a cosmic battle between good and evil forces. Every bush and cloud glitters with secret significance. Alan Garner peoples real landscapes with malign, inhuman elvish beings that hunt humans.
Reading writers like these, we feel we are being put back in touch with earlier parts of our culture, when supernatural and inhuman creatures -- from whom we thought we learned our sense of good and evil -- inhabited a world we did not feel we controlled. If we regress, we regress to a lost sense of significance we mourn for. Ursula K. Le Guin's wizards inhabit an anthropologically coherent world where magic really does act as a force. Ms. Rowling's magic wood has nothing in common with these lost worlds. It is small, and on the school grounds, and dangerous only because she says it is.
In this regard, it is magic for our time. Ms. Rowling, I think, speaks to an adult generation that hasn't known, and doesn't care about, mystery. They are inhabitants of urban jungles, not of the real wild. They don't have the skills to tell ersatz magic from the real thing, for as children they daily invested the ersatz with what imagination they had.
Similarly, some of Ms. Rowling's adult readers are simply reverting to the child they were when they read the Billy Bunter books, or invested Enid Blyton's pasteboard kids with their own childish desires and hopes. A surprising number of people -- including many students of literature -- will tell you they haven't really lived in a book since they were children. Sadly, being taught literature often destroys the life of the books. But in the days before dumbing down and cultural studies no one reviewed Enid Blyton or Georgette Heyer -- as they do not now review the great Terry Pratchett, whose wit is metaphysical, who creates an energetic and lively secondary world, who has a multifarious genius for strong parody as opposed to derivative manipulation of past motifs, who deals with death with startling originality. Who writes amazing sentences.
It is the substitution of celebrity for heroism that has fed this phenomenon. And it is the leveling effect of cultural studies, which are as interested in hype and popularity as they are in literary merit, which they don't really believe exists. It's fine to compare the Brontës with bodice-rippers. It's become respectable to read and discuss what Roland Barthes called ''consumable'' books. There is nothing wrong with this, but it has little to do with the shiver of awe we feel looking through Keats's ''magic casements, opening on the foam/Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn.''--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"people whose imaginative lives are confined to TV cartoons, and the exaggerated (more exciting, not threatening) mirror-worlds of soaps, reality TV and celebrity gossip."
- I agree with you, dear friend.
Weekly Addiction
Written by betakappa on 10/11/2007 10:37:00 AMFinal Fantasy 12
An avid fan of the Final Fantasy series from the days of Sephiroth till today, I was impressed by the improvements to the playability as well as the storyline and graphics of the series throughout the years. This version of the game is the best yet. It starts off with a coming of age plotline, with Vaan (a stereotypical poor orphan kid) trying to find meaning to his pitiful life. Crossing paths with Balthier and Fran (seasoned (and physically attractive) air pirates), he begins a life of adventure. But the storyline is not as shallow as it seems. It is a tale of conflict, and tension between the two superpowers of the world of Ivalice, their rivalry played out in multiple arenas; military, industrial, and technological developments. And there's Princess Ashe, a widow, her nation taken from her. Her supporters; insurgents/resistance force depending on whose side you're on, rally behind her to push for her claim to the throne. But fuck. Who am I kidding? The only thing you REALLY need to know about is the race of people called Vieras.
Yes, they look a LOT like Playboy bunnies. And conveniently, there are a race consisting of only women. Which brings up many questions? most importantly, their sexual orientation. Are they lesbian bunnies? Do they mate with humes (humans) ? Are they asexual? Hermaphrodites? So many possibilities. So much potential.. until I saw these:
Clearly a LOT of food for thought. Since women like cute and cuddly things.. is this possibly what lies ahead with human evolution?
86 Hours
Written by betakappa on 10/10/2007 01:23:00 PMHow long can you go for without sleep? I decided to find out for myself. My foray in the field of induced sleep deprivation began last Saturday and Sunday (6-7 October), when for the love of Final Fantasy 12, I played all through the weekend without sleep. Why test myself?
Sleep deprivation is frequently used as an instrument of torture or as an interrogation aid. Interrogation victims are kept awake for several days, allowed to fall asleep, then suddenly awakened and questioned. Well, now that I know how it feels like, I'll be able to hold on to my sanity.
Now, according to Wikipedia,Sleep deprivation is often used as a form of recreation, entertainment or to provide a legal "high" without using drugs.Vivid hallucinations, heightened senses and a feeling of incredible creativity (common effects of illicit drugs) may occur after 48 hours (or less) of being in a state of sleeplessness. There is even a history of sleep deprivation being used by different schools of religious mystics as a form of asceticism or to heighten spiritual awareness. In particular the early desert monks of the Christian Church during the fourth and fifth centuries were known to deny themselves sleep. Coffee owes much of its spread in popularity through use by Muslim mystics in all-night devotions.
Unfortunately I missed out on the vivid hallucinations, heightened senses and a feeling of incredible creativity. Maybe there is some truth to this. Towards the end I did feel stoned. Give it a go. The best part is.. the sleep you finally get will be the best sleep you've had in a long while. Just like any food tastes delicious to a starving man/woman.
And my adventure begins.
Day 1 - hours without sleep: 14
I would go through bouts of sleepiness, but my determination to complete the game led me to push on. I would have bouts of mild headaches every 4-5 hours. Evidently none were bad enough to put me down.
Day 2 - hours without sleep: 38
Late Sunday night, I watched episode 13- 23 Season 1 of Heroes as well as the first episode of the 2nd Season before attending class at 9am. Class was long and boring, perfect conditions for sleep, but I persevered. Work at the convenience started at 6 and would end at 11pm. I started to realise that my perception of time was altered. I barely noticed my 5 hour stint there. In fact I can hardly recall anything from that night. It was sometime around this when I decided to test my limits and see if I could go on a few more days without sleep.
Day 3 - hours without sleep: 62
To occupy my time, I played ps2 as well as watched a couple of movies, NEXT and Pirates, courtesy of Ashish. Class would start at 8 am. I began to notice an inability to articulate ideas and concepts. I could think clearly (or so I thought) but would be unable to make sense of my thoughts verbally. I could barely talk. By evening, I was falling asleep without noticing it. However, once I reached home, the sleepiness subsided. It was time for Tekken 5. lol. And so I played, went out for dinner and returned tired. This time, I could not escape the clutches of the Sandman. I fell asleep at 10pm. And woke up on naturally at 7am. Completely recovered.
CONGRATULATIONS
Total Hours without sleep:86
Victory pose.
Random thought: I think Anannd suffers from the Kleine-Levin syndrome.

















HAHAHAA!! that's hilarious.. not the part where u pour out ur soul.. just the lil dialogue.
Hey, can't you see the problem urself?
“very attractive female friends” who are so "self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy" tend to get along well with "apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend"...
Firstly, why would nice guys fall for self-centred attractive women? Maybe the same reason girls fall for self-centred hunks.
...while the "nice guy's ordinary physical appearance" dooms him to a life of getting "drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendy’s"
The nice guy doesn't like the cross-eyed 300 pound woman. WHY? cause everyone is skin obsessed. Not only the pretty girls and the pretty boys with nice cars. Even the nice guys.
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